Monday, March 9, 2009

Smut Peddler

As I sit here in Danny's condo after moving in another load of stuff from my apartment, he is honoring our upcoming cohabitation by listing his porn on a used DVD website.  And I didn't even ask him!  Now if that's not love then I don't know what is.

I should be fully moved in by Sunday so this week will be full of driving back and forth to slowly make a dent in the landfill that is my apartment.  My family has been informed of what can be taken for free, and they seemed interested in a lot of it, so it looks like I'll have less to worry about moving thanks to their thriftiness.  I'm giving away the 3-disc CD/stereo system and right now it's a race to see who will make it to my place first... mom or sister.  They both want it, and I just want it gone.  Danny has a Bose and my stereo is huge so it's not like I need it.  Luckily I already had Thursday scheduled off so most of it should be moved before the weekend even starts.

Another highlight of this week is that I'm now driving a new car!  On Friday there was just too much drama regarding my shitty old Ford, so I gave up.  Really, there's only so much I'm willing to sink into a car before I realize that it won't be fixed.  Now I'm the proud owner of a 2008 Mazda 3 and much relieved to have a car that works.  

Ok, this is totally from out of nowhere, but while I'm posting here I just wanted to throw this out there...

I've decided that if I were to ever have children I would start up a "mommy blog" and dub it "Kegels & Cream Cheese".  Has a nice little ring to it, no?  I know it's kind of gross, but that's what makes it fun!  Just watch, if it's not already taken, it will be two days from now.  

1 comment:

HBC said...

70% of the people who read this will google "kegel".